Hey, I'm Megan!
Kyle Rodgers held my hand and it was perfect.

  • mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
  • sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
  • mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
  • sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER
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blastortoise:

wheelcher2:

blastortoise:

White people…….

be like

this ice cream is too spicy

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via wankbankofamerica)

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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via wankbankofamerica)

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